Let It Be Known

Dear Earwigs,

              I feel that I should make it known to you, you are not welcome in my house.  I'm fine with seeing you outside, on my back porch, even in my garden and on my flowers.  I have tried to be as kind as I could be about this whole situation, but yesterday was the end.  You are MOST definitely NOT allowed in my bed, and thanks to my husband who only just informed me, in my MILK!  I hate to hurt your feelings but frankly, thanks to the story my sister Laura told me when I was little about the possible origin of your name (think something brown with bulgy eyes and yucky little antenna crawling into your ear) well, my relationship with you has never really recovered.  Let it be known among all your kind, my house is no longer a refuge for your little families.  Inside or outside.

                                                                                 Sincerely,

                                                                                          A Violated Homeowner