Recently, I phoned a place of business to inquire after services they willingly provide.
I spoke with a gentleman who requested calling me later with more information. I gladly hung up, anticipating my return phone call.
A few hours later, my phone rang. I answered with my customary, "hello?", only to be
surprised by the voice I knew was said gentleman, asking me if he could talk to my mommy.
I thought for a moment how I should answer, and chose to answer honestly, "No."
My mom is in Texas, so he clearly couldn't talk to her.
After my reply, he spoke quickly, saying "Miss Bishop?" to which I laughingly answered, "yes".
How did I choose to salvage this funny mistake by this poor deluded gentleman?
After him apologizing profusely, I said, "well, that means I sound young, right? And that's a not
bad thing." Or is it?